“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
I want to throw up
I want to make out with you
I want to slam my head into the pavement
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
